Every time John Scalzi posts a pic of his cat Ghlaghghee on Whatever, I have to double check that my cat is still here. It’s like they’re freaking twins, although I think Scalzi’s cat has slightly fatter feet (no offense, Ghlaghghee):
He has beautiful blue eyes, even though you can’t see them because his eyes are narrowed to slits, as in every picture I take of him. I’ve tried every single setting on the camera, and still every single picture turns out like this. Not to mention the slick way he decides to groom his nether regions every time I pick up the camera.
The cat knows, people. He knows what I’m up to, and he’s not having any of it.
UPDATE: While I’m posting cat pictures….